Saw a woman I am getting to know quite well last night. We have these 4 hour gossipy phone conversations. When she goes home she calls me when she gets there. To make sure she does get there in this city. She called me from the bus last night well before getting home. I tried to draw her into a sexually explicit conversation while she had an audience on the bus. A lot of giggles but nothing doing. Her internet was down when she got home. She was waiting to hear news from a job she really wants. I logged into her email account for her and told her the good news that she was chosen for the job. She then had me write a response, accepting the job from her new employer. I joked, 'I have also attached a photo of my friend Pat completely nude and really needing a shower. Thank you so much for the job offer.'
She told me a joke. Why wasn't Jesus born in Newfoundland? Because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. Never heard that one before.
I'm off to get an International Driver's License. It's only 15 bucks.