A) Despite having missed the cocktail party out of obligation to a friend I have been given my first writing assignment by the magazine. I am to interview some people about a new company opening and how it relates to the already existing scene in Vancouver.
B) Tan. She commented to me not long ago that she, 'could never, ever date a black guy.' I suggested we shave her head and tattoo a swastika to her forearm then told her where to go. She was very attractive, blah, blah, she may have afforded me a green card to the States, yada, yada, but she just bought a dog! That's the shame of it. Half German Sheppard, half Yellow Lab puppy. Ever. Cute. I wonder if she'll raise the dog to be a racist tit too?