I once had a job, a very bad job. Part of this very bad job involved speaking with people I generally didn't care for on a CB radio in a truck. What I started to do, to relieve some of the 'crap factor' of this job, was to sing really catchy but annoying songs into the CB radio at varying times throughout the day. This in an effort to get the most annoying song in the guys' heads for as long as I could. It became a thing at that job, all these guys singing catchy but annoying songs into our respective CB radios periodically throughout the work day. Heeeere we go;
Remember that Sesame Street counting song? In the video there is usually a big pinball going all around a pinball machine? You remember it.
'One, two, three, four, five
Six, seven, eight, nine, ten
Eleeeeeeeeeeven, twelve!'
Into the CB... in the morning...
Or the ever popular cat food commercial song,
'Meow, meow
meow, meow
meow, meow
meow, meow
meow,
meow, meow
meow, meow
meow, meow, meow.'
With the cat walking across the TV screen...
Go Sens go. You slovenly sons of whores, in the name of all that is good and holy in this universe win this fucking hockey series and move on to take that cup back to Canada where it belongs. Amen.