I am off to Montreal in the morning to test drive for a potential employer. I have to manipulate a 75 foot, 80, 000 pound vehicle with a tester sitting beside me in order to get the job. That will be a first. There is a very good chance that I will be working out of Montreal in the coming months. I. Love. That. Town.
I am starting to spend time with a woman named Fan. She is originally from China. She promises to teach me how to cook Chinese food. Maybe I'll teach her how to hip check properly in hockey. A poutine cooking lesson has been suggested. She was giving me Mandarin lessons. I said I absolutely had to know how to say, 'Alright everybody, this is a robbery.' 'Give me all your money.' And, 'You! Stay down!'