Very Stormy
The severe winter stuff continues here. Vancouver residents are very unprepared for this type of thing compared to the rest of Canada. The second large snowfall of the week goes on as I type this. Transit has huge delays. Many people leave work early or are not required to show up at all. Driving is even crazier than usual. Very different from all points East where they're used to a few snowfalls a week for the winter season.
So, I'm in a public washroom this morning. I wash my hands. I dry my hands with paper towels. I check my bald head in the mirror and then I go for one of my famous sideways slam dunks to put the paper towels in the garbage and BAM! I slam my fuckin head into the towel dispenser. And I mean I NAILED the fuckin thing. I'm staggering around in circles in the bathroom. I'm a little dizzy. If I close one eye things look a little weird. Eventually it all settled down and I just ended up with a very sore neck. Not my finest hour.
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