Friday, February 23, 2007

My Montreal Follies

Meanwhile, in downtown Montreal today...

ring. ring.
"Allo."
"Yes, you ordered a male escort?"
"I ordered, a male, escort?..."
"You ordered. A male. Escort."
"Hey! Are you in town?"
"I'm at a payphone booth across the street."
"I DID! I DID order a male escort! Go to 'our spot'. Be there in thirty minutes."
click

Veronique can drive a standard.

I love this town!