Road Trip

Spent the day in Montreal and New York State today. Stopped in Montreal to visit my uncle's friend's cafe and have a great little meal. Then went to the border people in New York State to get a special card that allows me access to the US in a commercial vehicle without the same delays some people might face. They know a remarkable amount, those homeland security people. I have been deemed a non-threat to their national security after a lengthy and detailed background check and two interviews. Speaking of which, did you hear about Hillary Clinton coming under sniper fire while she was taking a dump this morning? Oh, hang on. She lied about that, coming under sniper fire. I once came under sniper fire. The guy kept missing by a mile so I started taunting him. Oh, hang on. That's complete bullshit too.
The lawsuit research is coming along well. You get a doctor who betrays patient doctor confidentiality like Dr. Phil did to that poor train wreck, what's her name? Britney. That's it. You get a doctor yapping like that and you're looking at some pretty good money.