Newfie UFOs

A great many people in Newfoundland recently reported seeing a UFO in the sky. The media line was a French submarine tested a weapon and that caused the confusion. Today two DJs on a Vancouver radio station were making fun of the Newfoundlanders' reaction to seeing the UFO; "Ten foot Jaysus inna dark! What inna HELL whassat?!" I laughed for five minutes. A Newfie is driving along a road. He sees a sign ad for a restaurant up ahead selling lobster tale and beer. "My tree favourite 'tings," he says.