Sweet Dream
Weirdest dream last night. I'm watching a TV interview take place, but I'm also operating the camera. Sort of a dual-perspective dream. Behind the male reporter in the camera viewfinder, and then in a wider view as a third person observer, something dark is approaching. The reporter reports, 'Never before captured on video, ladies and gentlemen, behind me you can clearly see that we are in fact in the path of a CHOCOLATE tornado.' The low sound of something approaching. My spider senses start to tingle, in the dream. Just before we are engulfed by the approaching entity the reporter says, 'Here we go. See you on the other side.' I watch as he is engulfed by a large mass of swirling chocolate. I am engulfed as well. I hear gurgling, and swirling, then a moment later the tornado passes. The reporter stands in front of me covered from head to toe in chocolate. I wipe chocolate from the camera lens to get a clear shot. He is chewing chocolate as he speaks, 'Did I tell you? Did I tell you?' I am chewing chocolate as well, causing the camera to move slightly as I attempt to record this bizarre interview. I move the cam up and down to indicate a yes nod to the viewers. 'Three words,' I say. 'Dee. Li. Cious.' And then I wake up.
I may get back to the writing again soon.